the-absolute-best-photography:

You have to follow this blog, it’s really awesome!
flocyou:

Tru that.

Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

laughingisbetter:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE???


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(via hiddenguardy)

g-e-w-d-v-i-b-e-s:

notice how all these girls are extremely good looking.
mykindafairytalee:

Free your thoughts by *SHJ-Soul


The object of the game is to checkmate the opponent’s King by placing it under threat of capture which cannot be avoided.

#NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN PEOPLE GETTING CHESS METAPHORS RIGHT #the pawn; least powerful piece on the board— but with one wild move and if you get it to the end it can become the most powerful #the bishop; amazing range but can only move on it’s color— a piece that will surprise you #the knight; the irrational piece— hardest to predict #the rook; who guards the king— a long range piece #the king; the ultimate goal— but can’t do the work itself #the queen; the most powerful piece on the board— the only piece that doesn’t emulate it in some way is the knight
renie4362:

Lichtenstein Castle, Baden-Württemberg, Germany